would need approximately 3,844,000,000 sardines to cover the distance that separates Earth from the Moon. Unfortunately this would be very expensive. This is the result that scientists have come from all over the world at a recent conference that has crowned five years of work of 20 major research centers worldwide. The conference, entitled "Sardines : the stairway to heaven," Muris Institute was held in Geneva on Sunday passed and was organized by the TLM: the old Italian, who is heading the project, has succeeded in to unify the immense work on the vexed question of the connection through the Earth-Moon sardines in unequivocal conclusions, and to bring together at the same table discussion of differing schools of thought. As is well known fact, in recent years have been rough comparisons Swedish and Japanese between Macedonians and Persians, the direction for research. Despite this optimism was the glue that has allowed the great dialogue between the various teams. Of the 350 scientists (including six Nobel prizes to Emeriti and 2 Service of Humanity) acted as rapporteurs responsible for the 20 individual centers, 4 super experts and the chief organizer of the event, in the three-day meeting. Sixty journalists instead of several European newspapers, African, Asian, Oceanic and American. Among the statements of researchers, drawn from the reports and released during the interviews, some may be illustrative of the level of the research.
Professor. Yonochokat of "Fundamental Research Center Rising Sun and Moon Waning "Osaka shows that a critical factor of the study:" Of course, the company is within our reach ... If not in the short term at least the next 10 years. One problem is the fact that three billion-odd-ottocentomilioni sardines media would cover the distance that separates us from the satellite ... This means that to cover the more it will take many more. Taking apart the technology lengthening / shortening road star, while the sardine and economic problem ... We expect a lot from American and Italian research on the construction of large-scale synthetic sardines: new polymers appear to give encouraging results in experimental stage. "
Tepijapish Professor, Director of the Centre Human Equidistant "Kathmandu pursues the problem of controlling the length:" First there must be a constant check on the extension of a structure so important: on pain of loss of security for people they will receive. This will obviously be given to powerful processing centers located in various parts of the world, and provided for a forty hour, for which already creates space: different areas, from Carolina to Nepal in Mozambique - to name only a few examples - are being prepared by deforestation and natural kind relocation of villages occupying illegally the territory of relevance. "
From President of the Center for the Unification of World Antinuclear Fish "( WACFU ) Seattle, prof. Junkstonsky, comes as an encouragement not to leave the road ahead of time nature of sardines:
D - "First of all thanks for the time it devotes guess has narrow margins with which to manage the huge amount of work he directs. I would - let me - compliment with her to be one of those most committed to pursuing the good of the world. "
J - "Thank you, thank you. Yes, it is an incredible job and definitely a lot of people do not even imagine how much effort and expertise are invested in this sort of thing."
D - "I'm sure you will have many admirers, even among amateurs Science. On the subject of research, I would like you to tell us - a professor - your approach to the issue of control over the length of road star. "
J -" These sardines ... And 'one of the most pressing question of modern science. You see, nature has not created anything to chance and, however difficult, there is always a way to use it with minimal industrial approach. In particular, the WACFU we have developed complex models that seem to indicate a successful solution in this regard. "
D -" Could you tell us something, roughly? "
J -" Definitely. We have genetically modified some sardines, with low-cost methods, being able to obtain copies of the new skin with a much more elasticity of the common sardine. "
D -" What is the purpose of these changes? "
J -" You see, with the super-sardine obtained results as good as with polymers. One argument is that it could unite spin-spin and so on, in smaller numbers necessary to make the connection: the expulsion of the Moon, therefore, the fish will stretch to maintain a stable structure, and without the risk of fracture the road! "
D -" Great. "
J -" Yeah ... But that's not all. Our newer models have shown that a proceeding would be more advantageous in some ways the opposite. The idea is to mount only a sardine changed in 10,000 In fact, at present we can send electrical signals to the sardine super-elastic in order to open her mouth to swallow both the sardine that happens. Sardine stand very well and swallows the stresses and forces the other smoothly. Do you understand? A ten-thousandth of the cost for the change! So much for shortening appropriate. "
D -" and how to send impulses to sardines? "
J -" This is possible thanks to the connections made of modern carbon nanotubes held together by a bit 'of polymers, which create a bridge with no signal loss, even over long distances. "
last witness," caught "(allow me the joke) when the report comes from the director Moldovan of the team for the "Universal Ecological Jesuit Centre of the Loaves and Fishes", prof. Poissochov: "Our research began with the theory of orbits of artificial sardine, in which the Moon could slip during the year, and construction of bridges that the dismount from the earth. Now, Distinguished colleagues, all this is prehistory. We have long understood that the impact of use of such a mass of sardines may not be ecologically sustainable. We have made great strides in these long years of labor [applause] However, it remains the primary issue of sardine standard: detection techniques must be refined to arrive at how many mm should be long sardines, according to how many copies of that size are available [...] accepted measurement of 98 mm does not seem to be subscribed in advance. They could also be 120. "
Great excitement and surprise when, at the end of the conference announced on stage by prof.Rojo (the organizer), a rain of sardines fell from the ceiling on those present on the notes of" La Mer "by Debussy. Applause and a few tears for all participants.
It 'true that the results expressed in the reports are very exciting and of great impact, yet remains to be hoped that government funding for the various centers increase, which will double if not, as requested by researchers.
Django
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