How's the war. Part II 
Girano molte voci riguardo alla guerra. Ma poi come va?
Pubblico qui le tesi più obiettive ed aggiornate sulle novità del fronte di guerra.
Per comodità ho diviso il materiale in due parti: questa é la seconda , ambientata dall'altra parte della trincea.
PARTE I I - Che si dice di là . Faccia a faccia con il capo di tutti i terroristi.
(Seconda intervista trasmessa pare dalla JC Television, documentata by Nerman J. Buster, translated by the Agency and referred to TrueWords heard from Gino Scrapazza)
The interviewer said that a chance has the ability to provide the service, and within a month can be found in end of the world, in the desert. In the village in which the appointment with the person's life seems to proceed normally.
is accompanied in a dilapidated house and sat on cushions horribly crushed, the interview begins. The party ordered to eat.
LEADER - Hi, unfaithful.
INTERVIEWER - Hello. Thanks for the invitation. So, how are the attacks?
LEADER - not bad. The research on the assassination proceed with good human resources: recent graduates have the spirit of innovation that serves the purpose ...
INTERVIEWER - Excuse me ... What are graduates?
LEADER - Our graduates. You know, the Faculty of Sciences of the aggressor to the enemies of Allah ...
INTERVIEWER - this is news! Do you have any universities for terrorists? At this point I think the question that comes to my mind would be obvious to anyone, if I allows ...
LEADER - Sure, sure.
INTERVIEWER - It 's a limited number?
LEADER - Of course! Any idea how many requests we receive? (Laughs) You are all evil, everyone wants to get in!
claps his hands. In response to this gesture another man, so far hidden, open the red curtain behind him and enter the room. It bears a plate in embryos of birds.
LEADER - Unfaithful, like an egg?
INTERVIEWER - Ah, yes.
Another clapping.
LEADER - Pass the salt, by Allah!
INTERVIEWER - So invested heavily in this area. But what are the reasons for those efforts? What moves your system at the forefront of cultural terrorism?
LEADER - Meanwhile, international competition, and secondly, the evil. After the suicide bombers, we plan more advanced levels of specialization. In the future there will be bomb-engineers, for example. Then doctors bombs, bomb-philosophers, pacifists-bomb, and so on ... Best bombers have generous scholarships.
INTERVIEWER - I'm beginning to understand. But why were always in your countries?
LEADER - I would call that laziness, in a sense. You have climates absurd: wind, cold, rain. Our environment is more comfortable, warm and dry. Fortunately, you're so good to come to our house and attack you! Allah is great!
INTERVIEWER - Well, this is undoubtedly a weak point. It is sufficient that we left, and all your efforts, your investment would go up in smoke ...
LEADER - Can not: you are too good!
INTERVIEWER - Already ... Look, I know his relationship with mass communication.
LEADER - I understand. Your people that your relationship with it?
INTERVIEWER Well, we know that the TV and newspapers are a means of exercising the freedom ...
LEADER - So I do not like! (Laughs) And these journalists bring bad luck, in our opinion. How to end a bombing, they arrive. Just a moon ago, the steel industry on the outskirts of the capital was standing and in full production, and yet nobody cares. Within a week had been razed to the ground and at that point there is massed around a dozen cameras! It may not have understood the situation ... But it was a great loss for us.
INTERVIEWER - Well, our information has already clarified that the aim was to reduce pollution in your town [purpose which by the way has been achieved - ed]
Dean terrorist crushing a mosquito with a snap of the palms.
LEADER - Die for Allah!
The first man back into the room, carrying carefully folded tissue. The leader stands up and approaches him. I do recall a sign for me that I need to pay attention.
slowly wears a dark red cloak. On the back is embroidered with the black silhouette of a demonic head, wrote in with "Enfant Terrible". Make a couple of turns on itself.
takes away the mantle, then, and puts a sort of habit with broad yellow stripes and black, with red cap. In front, the bands are interrupted by "the leader of the terrorists."
LEADER - Tonight I have a charity dinner for the victims of freedom. Which dress do you think most suitable, infidel?
INTERVIEWER - Well, I do not know ...
LEADER - Up, Up (you impatient) do not hesitate. For example, the hood seems to me the most wicked, but perhaps it is too cheeky ... What do you think?
INTERVIEWER - Yes, it seems best to me ... Maybe with a mask can be remedied?
My suggestion seems to have struck. He raises a finger, as if to endorse what I said. Then take a bag resting among the cushions, a silver cup. Me to him.
LEADER - It 's time of the leave. Here, unfaithful, take away this gift with you evil.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you. I accept it with polite terror, your hell.
Then I open my backpack and pull out the gifts that I brought to the meeting, just in anticipation of a similar occurrence of traditional. I lay my burden of mirrors and colored beads on the table where we sat.
Then the mayhem begins: I am overwhelmed by violent words, and cry from the old man with swollen veins in the throat. I do not understand the meaning, as the interpreter and fled as fast as a splinter. In faith, it was only a miracle if I could sling out of the hut and throw on the fly of my rickety jeep driving.
And, as we ran to safety in the dust, I seemed to see behind us a fire-breathing dragon with three heads. Honestly, I'm pretty sure ... Mosquitoes or the terrorists have poisoned me? This doubt haunt me forever.
Entries in the Faculty of Sciences of the attack are open from September to November. It requires good and evil curriculum of studies. The membership will be ratified after the entrance test (the rankings are published by 30 November on the university website). The clothing does score, mirrors and beads, no.
Django
