How's the war. Part I 
They run a lot of rumors about the war. But then how are you?
public here the arguments as objective and up to date with latest news from the battlefront.
For your convenience I have divided the material into two parts: the first this, which illustrates our perspective on the conflict, and the second , I will publish in the next post, set the other side of the trench.
PART I - How are things . Wallas Benjamin Crick, Head of Pure and Jovial peacekeepers.
(Interview submitted by the JC seems Television, documented by Nerman J. Buster, translated by the Agency and referred to TrueWords heard from Gino Scrapazza)
INTERVIEWER - A gentle this time, Dr. Wallas. Right now you face the criticism that people have about the development and use of new weapons.
WALLAS - Yeah. These new means, in fact, help shorten the war. It would be good for people to understand him. They are but improved in the most positive sense of the word.
The - Criticism focused especially on the new 'Bombs cheeky ", recently used in the most difficult areas of conflict. What about this?
W - This means ... see, already call them "bombs" is tendentious. When people heard of the bombings think of something deadly, something explodes. E 'association understandable, but completely off the road.
I - then they explode. Well, as these are made ... say "bomb"?
W - Look, I'm actually pretty objects. I, for one, will keep a couple on my desk as a paperweight, and I gave some to my grandchildren. Falling down from heaven, all colored, emit the whistle of a nightingale e. .. Well at the end may also make a minimum crackle, maybe if the air is very humid here.
I - So this may have originated the legend that your bombs explode.
W - But she has seen them explode, or knows someone who has personally witnessed?
I - No, of course.
W - Indeed. Why do not these phantom witnesses see? Do not think that they are all dead ... (laughs) I
- For God's sake, why should I think about it. However, they are weapons, right?
W - In a way ... Are devices sophisticated they can tell who is pure of heart who is not. Nothing more. Of course, tend to have adverse effects on the bad. The one thing I trust, be honest: when you see these objects falling from the sky, enough to smile and be happy. Buy something, dance, enjoy life.
I - Well, maybe a bit 'of concern may be understandable ...
W - Well, if she is to prevent and useless to ask me how things are ...
I - No, indeed I'm sorry if it seemed that insinuates something negative.
W - However, we found that these means act only upon the wicked. Maybe persone che ne hanno paura e che cercano di causare allarmismi dovrebbero guardarsi meglio dentro, forse non sono a posto con la coscienza.
I - Ad ogni modo, si sono dimostrate utili allo scopo?
W - Certamente il numero di malvagi é calato moltissimo, d'altra parte la situazione é sempre critica per via degli attentati. Ultimamente, poi, c'é stato un incremento preoccupante dell'attività dei ben noti Clown Killer Terroristi Cattivi Sanguinari. Questi uomini pare che si vestano da clown, raggiungano centri particolarmente popolosi all'ora di punta, e prendano a schizzare tutti alla cieca. Chiunque può restare colpito.
I - Terribile. E cosa schizzano?
W - goddamn fake flowers with which they spray water on people.
I - Spray more ... water or maybe ... something unknown?
W - For all we know so far, and knows how the situation can change from one moment to another, spraying water. It 'a warning to the West. Intimidation. As everyone knows, the water contains hydrogen and oxygen. With hydrogen you make the terrible bombs.
I - Of course, the connection is spontaneous.
W - I say this not to scare people ...
I - Of course not.
W - Absolutely. I say this because those who do not understand the stop criticizing and unleash such hatred against our work.
I - Sure, I will stop now.
W - Me and him sincerely hope in the most good, pure and just.
I - no doubt. In the next post
face to face with the terrorists!
Django
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